somewhereoboetherainbow:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

How

tinyassassin:

ryangoslings:

Meteorite crash in Russia

A series of explosions in the skies of Russia’s Urals region, reportedly caused by a meteor shower, has sparked panic in three major cities.

Witnesses said that houses shuddered, windows were blown out and cellphones stopped working.

Atmospheric phenomena have been registered in the cities of Chelyabinsk, Yekaterinburg and Tyumen.

Lifenews tabloid reported that at least one piece of the fallen object caused damage on the ground in Chelyabinsk. According to preliminary reports, it crashed into a wall near a zinc factory, disrupting the fiber-optic connections of internet providers and mobile operators.

Witnesses said the explosion was so loud that it resembled an earthquake and thunder at the same time, and that there were huge trails of smoke across the sky. Others reported seeing burning objects fall to earth.

Police in the Chelyabinsk region are reportedly on high alert, and have enacted the ‘Fortress’ plan in order to protect vital infrastructure.

Office buildings in downtown Chelyabinsk are being evacuated. Injuries were reported at one of the city’s secondary schools, supposedly from smashed windows. No other injuries have been reported so far.

An emergency message published on the website of the Chelyabinsk regional authority urged residents to pick up their children from school and remain at home if possible.

And suddenly everyone remembers we’re not encased in a little glass snowball.

 

josiahdleming:

NYC just lost power. The empire stands alone.

savethefood:

Every single item in this fridge is dumpster dived!! EVERYTHING. This is two dives worth of food.

theblackworkshop:

Glass Bottom Pool @ The Holiday Inn Shanghai

nami64:

-I told you it was a bad idea. I lost my bow!
-And I’m losing my left leg… I think we’re quits.

a Clint/Tasha manip-fill for this prompt (poster version)

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

And people say video games are unrealistic. If I could do this then I would dress up as a superhero. 

chibitan:

grums:

bloomd:

royal guards passed out, because i can post whatever the fuck i please on my blog

#HOW OFTEN DoES THIS HAPPEN

This shouldn’t be as funny as it is.

malformalady:

Converging of two rivers; the clear Rhone River and the greyish Arve River in Geneva, Switzerland.

sarcastic-bombastic:

disimba:

fyeahcreepyshit:

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to that effect, indicating his despondency. As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the descender was aware that a safety net had been installed just below at the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

“Ordinarily,” Dr. Mills continued, “a person who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide.”

That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to feel that he had a homicide on his hands. The room on the ninth floor, whence the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window, striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant. They both said they thought the shotgun was unloaded. Then old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple’s son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son’s financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother’s murder. This led him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Jesus fucking christ, what a great read.

If you do nothing else today, read this. Sweet smeg.

“Do you gentlemen, and I use the term loosely, understand what this means? … Obviously not. This means that there’s a woman… with whom I’m so intimate that we’re both comfortable with me buying her most personal possessions. This means that my relationship with this lady is so solid, so trusting, that I’m not at all embarrassed doing this. This means, my friends, that instead of hanging out in a grocery store having a sausage fest with another guy, I’m getting laid by a beautiful lady. Every day, and she takes it downtown. And everyone here knows it.”