December 2011
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When you sit in a chair, you are not actually sitting there, but levitating...
– “A Short History of Nearly Everything” by Bill Bryson (via pleaseindulgeme)
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friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOU
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
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What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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b
alivewiththegloryoflove:
if i should have a daughter instead of mom, she’s going to call me “point b” because that way, she’ll know that no matter what happens, at least she can always find her way to me. and i’m going to paint the solar system on the back of her hands so that she has to learn the entire universe before she can say “oh i know that like the back of my hand.”
she’s going to learn...
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icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
Forever torn between a desperate desire for people to read my writing and a debilitating fear that people will read my writing.
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Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter....
– Chocolat, Joanne Harris
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"The bunny syringe was patented on January 24,... →
motherjones:
Realest sentence on our site today.
uh.. that would just make me terrified of oddly shaped rabbits, actually.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something - a thought, a...
– Alan Bennett (via quercetum)
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hagneto:
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australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the...
lovingbuckybarnes asked: I knoooow. Though it makes me feel better to know that I'm not the only one.
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lovingbuckybarnes asked: fyeahartstudentowl. EXCUSE ME. DID YOU MEAN MY LIFE?!
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RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT.
wouldn’t be Christmas on tumblr without this
FOUR FOR GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO
NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS, BYE.